Steve Martin – Smokers
wolffandy He lit the cigarette and smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the cigarette company for being thoughtful enough ...
/* Ads Go Here */He lit the cigarette and smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the cigarette company for being thoughtful enough about his health to include a filter to protect him. So he lit up another. This time he didn’t exhale the squeaky-clean filtered smoke, but just let it nestle in his lungs, filling his body with that good menthol flavor. Some more smokers knocked on his door and they came in and all started smoking along with him.
“How wonderful it is that we’re all smoling,” he thought. Everyone smoked and smoked and after they smoked they all talked about smoking and how nice it was that they were all smokers and then they smoked some more.
Did you know Bill Hicks quit talking 2 weeks before he died? He said he had said all he had to say. I never really found him to be very funny.
I think he’s as funny as he ever was, it’s just that his humor has changed over the years as he has, which is natural. Plus, we’re not seeing him in hour-long standups anymore, so it’s not a sustained hour of laughter. Every time I see him being interviewed now, or in a bio piece, he’s still hilarious in a natural way. And he ALWAYS uses his own material.
my doctor told me i wasn’t getting enough—tar.
i dunno mind if i ****? HAHAH i read that in his autobiography
Bill Hicks totally ripped this off and added a bunch of cuss words to it. Lame.
Amen, brother. A……men.
not to mention the abysmal mencia.
thiis **** is hilarious when your stoned.
A lot of Martin’s old stuff is way ahead of his time, really bizarro stuff. Neil Hamburger-esque, almost!
don’t, hes rubbish
Dennis Pennis said it. shame
DONT READ AND SPAM IT
If you do not copy and paste this? onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours… I **** these things
I love this man!
RooBiE BreastNuT
whenever I am enjoying one of the greats I just think about how much dane cook sucks
Well I guess now instead of writing his own stuff he just says whatever someone else pays him to do. Similar to how Eddie Murphy is no longer funny.
How you figure?
He used to be a very funny man. Now, not so much.
Some of his movies are pretty bad…but his stand up is much better!
o , i remember , im radioactive
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I know, when I read his book on stand up I looked up all his older movies like the jerk and his older routines… amazing!
One should never compare the great Steve Martin to Bill Murray or any other comedian.
“I recently purchased my own form of transportation which we landed out here at the airport this morning….It’s not easy landing a Station Wagon out here at the airport.”
the jerk all the way