Chris Rock’s Oscar® monologue

Oscars Excerpts from Chris Rock's opening monologue at the 77th Annual Academy Awards® in 2005.You Need to Check This Out!Want to Learn How to Dance ...


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Excerpts from Chris Rock’s opening monologue at the 77th Annual Academy Awards® in 2005.

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25 Responses to “Chris Rock’s Oscar® monologue”

  1. You Need to Check This Out!Want to Learn How to Dance Like the Stars?Celebrity Trainer Reveals How to Get Thin!

    Ugh, people finding edgy jokes funny, but too afraid to laugh out loud… so they laugh quietly with a big smile on their face and leave the edgy comedian hanging… Who eventually gets chewed out by media.

    Seriously, when Bush first got elected, everyone was disappointed but at least it felt like it was stolen (lost popular vote and the whole family business)… but the second time… WHAT THE ****. Now everyone just thinks you’re stupid

  2. You Need to Check This Out!Want to Learn How to Dance Like the Stars?Celebrity Trainer Reveals How to Get Thin!

    That was very clever, looking back now it’s no wonder USA is the laughing stock of the world because of Bush and all the horrible media spreading fear and lies.

    Heck, anyone remember what happened to the Dixie ******? Opinions sure always change with time.

    There is nothing right or wrong, just a pathetic human morale and government trying to justify their actions and blowing up the world in the name of god and country.

    Nature does not judge.

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