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Shortage of Parachutes A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take the last one. The brunette said, “There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!”

Do You See the Dead Bird? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning. Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. “Awww, look at the dead birdie,” she says sadly. The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, “Where? Where?”

Brain For Sale A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantation asked about the prices. The doctor said, “Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a blonde’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.” The client asked, “What? How’s that possible?” The doctor replied, “You see, it’s totally unused.”

Blonde Father A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turned to his wife and angrily said, “All right, who’s the other father!?!”

One Minute A British Airways employee took a call from a blonde asking the question, “How long is the Concorde flight from London to New York?” “Um, just a minute, if you please,” he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, “Thank you,” as the phone went dead.

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