Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.

Q. Why don’t blondes eat pickles? A. Because they can’t get their head in the jar.

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Cos sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they’ll both end up in the gutter.

Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.

Q: How do you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: To keep from bruising their ears.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde writes Mysteries? A: She’s got a checkbook.

Q: How does a blonde spell ‘farm’? A: E-I-E-I-O.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A. Run like hell…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q. Why did the blonde cross the road? A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!

Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: What does a postcard from a blonde’s vacation say? A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She’s trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What does “Bones” McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: “Space. The final frontier……”

Q. Why did the dumb blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A. So her male would get delivered to the right box.

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