Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter.

Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.

Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.

Q: How do you get rid of blondes? A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change.

Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

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