Best Short Blonde Jokes
Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button. Q: What's a d...
/* Ads Go Here */Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the “instant pudding setting” button.
Q: What’s a dumb Blondes favorite rock group? A: Air Supply.
Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A: An instance of empties.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie? A: Dead meat.
Q: How can you drive a blonde Insane? A: Hide her Hair Dryer.
Q: Exactly what blonde’s favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump!
Q: What’s the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
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Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.
Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A. To turn the blinker off.
Q: How do you measure their intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear.
Q: How will you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q. Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A. She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q. What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A. Gee, are you sure it’s mine?
Q. How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A. A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What’s what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: How could you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out.
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Q: How could you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the watch’s screen.
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